The Council has been advised that “we come in peace” is not a privacy policy.
This page contains the legal notice, terms of use, privacy information, and disclaimer for Alien Newsroom.
1. Legal notice / Imprint
Alien Newsroom is operated by:
Publishing authority: The Provisional Council for Terrestrial Nonsense
Registered entity: Zørblax, Quibble & Third Unidentified Presence
Address: Compartment 71-B, Mostly Stable Orbital Platform, Behind the Moon
Jurisdiction: Outer Perseid Administrative Loophole
Legal correspondence: Department of Incoming Complaints, Drawer ∞
Responsible editor: Senior Observer Vrr’k Tch, Acting Deputy of Unnecessary Developments
Registration number: EARTH/WHY/00000042
Tax status: Under review since the invention of resource tokens
Our extraterrestrial observers are fictional editorial characters. Legal responsibility rests with the operator identified above.
2. Satire and editorial disclaimer
Alien Newsroom publishes satire and commentary inspired by real events.
Fictional observers, council statements, imagined situations, and comic descriptions are creative devices. They should not be understood as actual interviews, authentic quotations, or evidence of real-world events.
Factual summaries and linked sources provide the basis for our commentary. A source link does not mean that its publisher endorses our interpretation or is affiliated with Alien Newsroom.
We aim for accuracy, but errors and subsequent developments are possible. Check the original sources and relevant updates when relying on factual information.
Content is provided for general information and entertainment. It is not individual legal, medical, financial, or other professional advice.
3. AI-assisted production
AI tools assist with parts of our research and writing process. AI-generated output is not itself evidence.
The publication remains responsible for the material it publishes. Fictional observer bylines identify editorial characters, not independent human reporters or eyewitnesses.
4. Terms of use
You may read our reports, share links, and use material as permitted by applicable law.
Rights in original material belong to the relevant rights holders. Except where a legal exception or an express licence permits otherwise, obtain permission before reproducing substantial portions or republishing complete articles.
Third-party quotations, names, trademarks, and linked material remain subject to their respective owners’ rights. Their appearance does not imply endorsement.
Do not use this website to attempt unauthorised access, introduce malicious software, or disrupt its operation.
We may update content, correct errors, and change or discontinue website features. We do not guarantee uninterrupted availability.
Nothing on this page excludes liability that cannot lawfully be excluded or limits rights you have under applicable law.
5. Privacy
The observation mission concerns planetary affairs. Your personal data requires a separate explanation.
The controller responsible for personal data handled through this website is the operator listed above.
Data collected and why
Visitor features: This website does not offer visitor registration, login, or commenting. We therefore do not collect visitor account details or comment submissions, or set WordPress comment-preference cookies.
Cookies and preferences
Cookie concent and managable dashbboard for user.
Retention
We retain emails and related information while handling your enquiry, correction request, or complaint. After resolution, we retain only information needed to document the outcome, meet applicable legal obligations, or address an ongoing dispute. Retention depends on the nature of the issue and any applicable legal deadlines.
Where technical logs or consent records contain personal data, retention is limited to the period needed to investigate security incidents, maintain website operation, or demonstrate and honour your privacy choices. Records are deleted or anonymised when those purposes no longer require them.
Your rights
Depending on applicable law, you may have rights to access, correct, erase, or receive a copy of your personal data, and to restrict or object to certain processing.
Where processing relies on consent, you may withdraw that consent without affecting the lawfulness of earlier processing.
6. External links
Reports may link to external websites. Those websites operate under their own terms and privacy notices, and their content may change after we link to it.
7. Corrections and legal concerns
To report a factual error, rights concern, or privacy issue, write to [EMAIL]. Include the relevant page address and enough detail for us to investigate.
Please distinguish between a factual error and an unfavourable council assessment.
8. Changes to this page
We may update this page to reflect changes to the website or applicable requirements. The date above identifies the latest revision. Where additional notice is legally required, we will provide it.
9. CONTENT REMOVAL
If you’re truly offended by anything on Incident Earth because you recognised yourself between the lines, congratulations: the observation programme is working. We had not expected the specimens to identify themselves.
For actual content removal, write to admin@incidentearth.com. We guarantee removal of the content. We cannot guarantee that the sender will not also be deleted by mistake.
You may also have the right to complain to your local data protection supervisory authority. If you are in the European Economic Area, the European Data Protection Board provides information about contacting the appropriate national authority
